Corporate Ebonics

Today’s country music is geared to appeal to middle aged white women. Today’s country music is clearly music with no balls. This music is like a well needed estrogen shot to your aging H.R manager. My people hate to be reminded of their past. This is why Nashville turned its back on acts like Johnny Cash and David Alan Coe. In cubical world scary white people need not apply. So today’s career tip is this. If you’re hiring manager is a middle age white woman. Make her think you actually listen to this music with the soul of a Pepsi commercial and the job is yours.