Corporate Ebonics

You got to be kidding me.

I am supposed to drive carefully around a soccer mom due to her not using birth control. Lets face it people who put these bumper stickers on their cars reek of self importance. Do you really thing that their little precious cargo is going to amount to a piss in the ocean. Answer; hell no. And what about people that have better things to do at 2:00 in the afternoon than to drive around in a mini van on some poor saps dime? What about gay people? Gay people are not allowed to get married in most states. And most gay people do not have children. So with this in mind gay people should put bumper stickers on their car stating that their real prize. How about bumper stickers that read Fagot on Board drive carefully. And if you want to say it in a corporate H.R, P.C manor the sticker can read” Homosexual on board drive with caution”