Corporate Ebonics

The term verticals is being used by C.E.O types a lot lately so it would be wise to use this term as often as possible. Keep in mind speaking corporate Ebonics makes C level executives feel like you are one of them.
For those of us that speak English a Vertical is: Being or situated at right angles to the horizon; upright.
This is not the case in the work place. In the work place the definition of vertical or verticals is “Relating to or involving all stages from production to sale” I know this does not make any sense. Just go with the flow and get promoted.
In your next interview say ” I raise against the latest verticals so I can capitalize on emerging markets”.
The above sentence is complete gibberish, it’s also exactly what your boss wants to hear.

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