Corporate Ebonics

The art of speaking corporate Ebonics can help one with their career in many ways. First off one is never held accountable for their actions if they use corporate Ebonics. Remember a thousand beams of light? This gibberish was used to get a president elected. How about the word proactive? Every idiot on the planet uses the word proactive. We are taking a proactive actions to the challenges that await us in Iraq. This is classic  example of corporate Ebonics.When African Americans use Ebonics most people write it off as gehto. However when white folks speak in corporate ebonics the masses take it to hart. The reason why people take it to hart is corporate Ebonics is not a form of English so anyone can interpett it their own way. In other words corporate ebonics is about  making  people feel good despite the fact that words do not mean anything. Many people are able to make a living off corporate ebonics. Here is a list of people who have made a good living off selling bullshit I mean corporate ebonics. Tony Robbinson ” The master” Steven R Covey and many more. I am writing this blog to update the list and to post all the corporate ebonic statments that are made on a daily basis and translate them into English.